-November 20
-Ask me anything.
-I''ll follow back

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  • lame-waves:

    i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows 

    + 68707


    how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

    + 361516

    • Guy on Tinder: I never thought I'd meet someone like you on tinder. I would love to take you out sometime, treat you the way you deserve to be treated. What do you say, doll?
    • Me: ...chill.

    + 2850




i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob


    Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

    + 70512


following back tons!